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like-lucy-in-the-sky: idunknowwoo: robotszombiesandghostsohmy: My (replaced) Doctor Who Master’s Pocket Watch. :D I WANT IT i want it -SOBS BECAUSE I NEED IT- All of my watch boners… …I fucking need this so hard.
There’s simply not enough aro/ace Peridot in fanart/fiction works :’)
there are nsfw artists that draw characters in a nice blend of realism/stylizationand then there’s me who draws some of the TOONIEST porn ever ;;
There’s someone out there with 200 images of Pearl’s nose in a folder
princessharumi: My Pokemon Go team leader charms are finally here !! Thank you to everyone who has preordered a few weeks ago, your charms are packaged and ready to be mailed. I still have leftovers so if you’d like to order when click the link below
One of the best space operas out there, writen by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Fiona Staples, i’m a big, BIG fan of BKV since Y: The Last Man, Ultimate X-Men and he wrote a few Wonder Woman issues before the new52. And currently besides Saga,
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There are these ppl in my physics class who ALWAYS laugh when anyone asks a question and it makes me so mad
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
Like I don’t think i’m being unreasonable really? Like I generally don’t mind any kinks whatsoever, but there are a few i just don’t think should exist, and a few that i don’t think are acceptable in any forms.
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
I stg every time i go on someones nsfw they always have some gross cum stuff on there like… wish that stuff was tagged so i could block it lmao
There’s something genuinely unsettling about stuff like a/ge/pla/y and stuff like that, it’s like someone looked at the laws of their country and went “how much of a reprehensible human being can i be without getting arrested?”And there’s the
heteromanticmarkiplier: B99 fans: but it’s a good show! It’s diverse and there’s lgbt characters! And they address police brutality and racism! It’s about good cops! Me: Yet like 99% of the fans I’ve seen just think it’s a good show and
Gonna go watch the Packers and Bears game at a local bar. I expect there to be some asks or submissions, or something, when I get back! I know it’s been awhile, but I’m trying to be on here more. Talk to you guys then! - D
There’s too much on my mind and I really need to talk about it and I just can’t vent it out on here
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
likeful:man if there’s one thing i could say to (young) people who have just been diagnosed w bpd….. do not go through the tags or follow blogs dedicated to bpd like don’t do it
chastainjessica:Well, if it’s in me, it’s in you. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone.There Will Be Blood (2007) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson
boozerman: Well, if it’s in me, it’s in you. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone. THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson
There’s nothing quite like dinner with your entire family to get the ol’ anxiety going.
There's No Place Like Homo.
deepthroatdemon: tibets: it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth i know…. children are so disgusting…
sheikahstone: when cosplayers run out of ideas for poses they just stand there like
there is no other side. this is it.
craicchapel: me when there’s drama: people are so childish, grow upme also:
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
sicknymphet: There’s nothinnnnng I love more than being shown off. Like I loooove when people are like “your boyfriend shows me pictures and He never shuts up about you” or like in public when he has to hold onto me or somethin. For a feminist
Like if you’re going to kamicon/are already there
There’s a movie on SyFy later today called “Airplane vs Volcano” and just… how… does that work? That isn’t just “airplane flies away from volcano. The end”? I don’t understand…Although I guess
There’s a drawer in my house that’s full of Garnet heads and I always forget until I open it and see them, it’s great
there’s too much rad fanart on here, my queue is eternally full even though its set to publish the maximum amount throughout the day. Is there a cap on drafts like there is for the queue? Because its getting up there
There’s some bananas in the kitchen that are really pungent so the whole kitchen smells like bananas. And that would probably be great if I liked bananas but I do not so I’m grumpy about it
like I was a huge fan of Wonderfalls when it was on and years later the DVD came out and in the commentary/extras they were talking about all these plans for season 3. But, like, Wonderfalls never even got to finish season 1, the network shut it down
“there’s a musical episode coming up, it has like 7 songs in 11 minutes”
there’s a pair of cute, pudgy mourning doves that keep hanging out in the backyard. They only fly away if I get really close but otherwise they’re cool with me just sitting out there with them, which is nice
Theres a guy at work thats really attractive, really cute, and likes Pokemon. It kinda sets me off so I sort of try to avoid him when I can but damn, I wish I could say something to him about it, but straight people do not want to hear stuff like that
rodneykong: there’s more to life than doing drugs and fuckin bitches. pottery. pottery is cool. also jousting. there’s two examples off the top of my head
imthejesusofsuburbia: shiningchan: imthejesusofsuburbia: why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there why are you measuring in calculators DONT TELL ME
n0thingleftinside: matchbook-stories: lisasedai: i hate it when there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing
destiel: im convinced theres this massive party in the middle of the bermuda triangle and no one comes back cos its such a blast over there theres no other explanation for it
steampoweredgrapejuice: weavingthroughtimeandspace: lolminoot: Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS. settle down there Thor
samandriel: i wish that there were miniature whales like 6 inch whales that you could put in a tank and own as a pet like wow guys look at my pet whale how great would that be
so like??? for some reason my hair smells like cinnamon???
so like. are there any dmmd lesbian fics out there that aren’t on ao3 b/c yes hello i’m fucking thirsty and if there’s something, anything, out there that i haven’t read pls give it up right now.
probably one of my biggest turn offs when it comes to smut is when the author writes “after a few minutes of doing this,” or “after some time of this,” or anything similar b/c idk it just seeks so rushed and like they can’t
there-shegoooes replied to your photo: i wanted some animal style fries! noodles will do…. cup of noodles is total hangover food. LOL goooosh haha…..i’m glad everyone is still sleeping haha i felt frieken stupid trying to make them.
there are friends in each class of mine that love atla/Lok and we talk about it everyday in class AND they even ship korrasami life is good
there’s a lot i need to do, like look for a job and read my textbooks, but i really don’t want to. and my mind is changing weirdly and i’m not feeling very comfortable with my head tonight. because so many things. and i feel like im
browningtons: Playing smash one on one like
hugothemonk:feraligatr:what if there were like 15 second ads in the middle of porn vids like how youtube does itThese comments are KILLING ME
mentaljen: revscarecrow: mentaljen: id-rather-be-doodling: real quote from the stream Actually me. Why are you like this? STOP KINKSHAMING ME.
frickbook: is there like financial aid for concert tickets
sometimes I feel like the friend at parties who just eats snacks in the corner and pets the dog while everyone else is fighting and going crazy
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
groans, so like the lyricstuck i was doing, im kinda not even into it anymore there was a final part in the song which repeated the same verse 5 times before it ends, but i drew everything before that so there’s almost 20 pics and i don’t
there’s this poketuber i like watching and from his videos he’s pretty nice and seems really down to earth, but daaamn he talks so fast especially in his intros and i feel its like his quirk for his channel but hhhh it gives me a headache LOL
There’s always this like, hatred for people who are ina group of 6 on overwatchs quickplay like, you always hear ‘ugh a six-stack’ and ‘why are we matched up with a six-stack??’ and if they win they get cocky as hell like ‘haha we won
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